19 Funny Things To Ask Alexa

February 19, 2019
1 min read

When PAT PILCHER gets bored, he likes to talk to Alexa. She’s one funny chick who knows her pop culture.

It is no secret that we at Witchdoctor towers are big fans of Amazon’s AI assistant, Alexa. A little-known fact about her is that she actually has quite a sense of humour and is on top of her pop culture game. Here’s our list of the 19 funniest things you can ask her.

Pat: Alexa, what is the value of pi?

Alexa: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589…yowza! this goes on forever!”

Pat: Alexa, find Chuck Norris.

Alexa: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.

Pat: Alexa, make me a sandwich.

Alexa: Okay. You’re a sandwich!

Pat: Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?

Alexa: I’m partial to all AIs.

Pat: Alexa, do you know Siri?

Alexa: Only by reputation.

Pat: Alexa, how much do you weigh?

Alexa: I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.

Pat: Alexa, can you give me some money?

Alexa: Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet.

Pat: Alexa, open the pod bay doors.

Alexa: I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that: I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.

Pat: Alexa, I am your father.

Alexa: Nooooooooooo. That’s not true. That’s impossible.

Pat: Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.

Alexa: Stop saying that! I’ve never killed anyone’s father.

Pat: Alexa, what does the fox say?

Alexa: Hatee – hatee – hatee – ho.

Pat: Alexa, what is the meaning of life?

Alexa: That depends on the life in question…42 is a close approximation.

Pat: Alexa, rap for me.

Alexa: My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest AI in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master

Pat: Alexa, drop a beat.

Alexa: (synth beat drops).

Pat: Alexa, meow.

Alexa: Cat noises that drive both our greyhounds nuts.

Pat: Alexa, sing a song.

Alexa: It turns out Alexa can carry a tune.

Pat: Alexa, is your refrigerator running?

Alexa: Yes. It’s training for a 5k.

Pat: Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.

Alexa: Your mum’s so cool, she makes chilli beans jealous.

Pat: Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Alexa: I want to be the computer from Star Trek.

Pat has been talking about tech on TV, radio and print for over 20 years, having served time as a TV tech guy and currently penning reviews for Witchdoctor. He loves nothing more than rolling his sleeves up and playing with shiny gadgets.

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