1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Pornhub's lamentable long play - Witchdoctor

1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear
#69: Various Artists – Pornhub XXXmas Album (2020)

MATT KELLY actually listens to the Pornhub XXXmas Album all the way through and instantly regrets it with all his heart.

Sigh.

Yes, there is a Pornhub Christmas album.

Yes, it contains a track called ‘Stuff Our Stockings Santa’.

Yes, I’ve heard it.

Yes, I wish I hadn’t.

Yes, I’m aware of its numbering on the list.

That is all. Let us never speak of this again.

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