With the ludicrous “incentives” politicians are making to buy votes next year, PAT PILCHER wonders if heads need to roll.
Witchdoctor’s beer guru NEIL MILLER promised his next column would extoll the virtues of fruit beers. That time has come…
EDITORS NOTE: When a temporal rift opened at witchdoctor towers, we were faced with the daunting task of cleaning up. We found a futuristic-looking USB stick that contained just this one story from the future…. here it is.
PAT “Goody-Goody-Yum-Yum” PILCHER laments the passing of one of his childhood heroes, The Goodies founder Tim Brooke-Taylor, another victim of the Covid-19 virus.
PAT PILCHER has figured out what the loo paper panic is REALLY all about, and it’s got nothing to do with morons with very clean bottoms