PAT PILCHER’s house is a playpen for two furry hounds, so Samsung thought they’d stick it to him with their new Jet Pet vacuum cleaner.
Stick vacuums always were a waste of time and money. That is, until Dyson reinvented them. PAT PILCHER explains how.
This mutant mixer can weigh, cook, blend, chop, crush, emulsify, whip, mix, steam, blend, knead, grind, simmer, grate, and even mill. But is it any good, asks PAT PILCHER.
PAT PILCHER loves a good blow job, especially when it’s running hot and cool and pure like Dyson’s Cool Me Air Purifier Fan.
PAT PILCHER calls in the experts to help him – and his thinning thatch – properly assess the Supersonic, Dyson’s fabbo new hairdryer.
PAT PILCHER hates hoovering but Dyson’s new sucker is such a game changer that it’s given the poor old guy a new hobby around the house.