PAT PILCHER is a whiz in the kitchen but he’s messy as heck. Karcher’s super mop rises to the challenge of cleaning Pat’s floor.
Homeware
Samsung Bespoke Jet – expert at sucking
It’s shiny, it’s light and it sucks like a pro… PAT PILCHER says it even comes with a spare battery. Read his review for the details.
Ecovacs X1 Omni – Is this the most advanced robot vacuum ever?
PAT PILCHER has tested his share of great robot suckers but the Ecovacs X1 Omni is easily the most advanced he’s ever put through its paces.
Oh Bubbles! Soda Maker REVIEW
PAT PILCHER gets all fizzed up with Oh Bubbles! At last, healthy and environmentally aware soda for the 21st century.
Ecovac Deebot T9+ Vacuum/Mop Robot REVIEW
At last, a robot vacuum-and-mop combo that does all the work for certified lazy bastard PAT PILCHER, and even learns how to do it better.
Google Nest Wireless Doorbell REVIEW
A digital doorbell with all the bells and whistles might seem a step too far for some, but PAT PILCHER reckons Google’s Nest is hot stuff.
Roborock S7 Vacuum/Mop Bot REVIEW
PAT PILCHER discovers an automatic vacuum and mop bot that – for once – does a spiffing job on his floors. It’s clever, and it rocks!
Dyson V15 Detect Total Clean REVIEW
Dyson’s latest sucker has lasers that can differentiate dust types. How cool is that? PAT PILCHER puts it to the sucking test.