MATT KELLY has something to say about a punk icon making music softer than a pillowcase stuffed with whipped cream.
Author: Matthew Kelly
MATT KELLY listens all the way through (so you don’t have to) to two of the most imbecilic records ever made. Shame on Pink Guy.
MATT KELLY reproduces a letter reprimanding in no certain terms Ladbaby for the unforgivable indiscretion of his sausage roll song.
MATT KELLY once had a bit of a thing for Fallout Boy, but no more, savaging their Mania album for being the dog it is. Woof.
Fallout Boys’ stuff was okay but MATT KELLY is utterly stumped at how totally and irredeemably naff that group’s Pat Stump’s solo is.
MATT KELLY gives two appalling albums for the price of one with his examination of this Romanian abomination from hell.
MATT KELLY is aghast and amazed at one of the amazing and annoying records in the history of recorded music.
Proceeds from this abomination went to a foodbank but, writes MATT KELLY, after hearing it the needy eaters would have barfed it back up.