1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Macho Man Randy Savage
MATT KELLY loves records by washed-up wrestlers but Randy Savage's attempt to musically spar with Hulk Hogan is an unmitigated disaster.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #100: Metallica with Lou Reed – Lulu
MATT KELLY somehow manages to listen to 90 minutes of possibly the worst collaborative album by major rock figures ever made.
Rick Wakeman’s horrific Beatles ‘Tribute’
MATT KELLY finds a blotch in the prog-rock keyboard maestro's catalogue that's even more risible than King Arthur On Ice.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Wing
MATT KELLY's tribute to one of the best/worst singers ever to grace NZ stages and Southpark, a true classic of awful. RIP Wing.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Captain Sensible’s Happy Talk
MATT KELLY has something to say about a punk icon making music softer than a pillowcase stuffed with whipped cream.
Two Pink Guy albums for the price of one. Gah!
MATT KELLY listens all the way through (so you don't have to) to two of the most imbecilic records ever made. Shame on Pink
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Ladbaby’s sausage roll record
MATT KELLY reproduces a letter reprimanding in no certain terms Ladbaby for the unforgivable indiscretion of his sausage roll song.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Fallout Boy’s Mania
MATT KELLY once had a bit of a thing for Fallout Boy, but no more, savaging their Mania album for being the dog it
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Patrick Stump’s Soul Punk
Fallout Boys' stuff was okay but MATT KELLY is utterly stumped at how totally and irredeemably naff that group's Pat Stump's solo is.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Cheeky Girls’ two album abominations
MATT KELLY gives two appalling albums for the price of one with his examination of this Romanian abomination from hell.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Soldier, Komar & Melamid
MATT KELLY is aghast and amazed at one of the amazing and annoying records in the history of recorded music.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Ladbaby’s sausage roll song
Proceeds from this abomination went to a foodbank but, writes MATT KELLY, after hearing it the needy eaters would have barfed it back up.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Morbid Angel’s remix disc
MATT KELLY doffs his hat to a record he describes as "a monumental tower of shit" and one of the funniest records ever.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Donald Fagen’s Kamakiriad
Sometimes a really brilliant concept just goes off and starts to stink. MATT KELLY on what's wrong with the Steely Dan man's second solo
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Heaven by Baby Kaely
MATT KELLY reviews a record prompted by a tragedy that was probably created with good intentions but is, in fact, abysmal.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Tougher Than Nails
MATT KELLY instantly regrets listening to an album that easily blows away previous front runners for worst album of the decade.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #83: Donald J Trump & The J6 Prison Choir
MATT KELLY is back with one of the more unusual items of an unusual column. But can it be real? You decide!
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #82: Chevy Chase
MATT KELLY rues the day they inflicted the self-titled Chevy Chase album on the populace. It really is a shocker!
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – a really terrible rap record
MATT KELLY checks out a recent rap album and after intense and bewildering sessions, pronounces dead in the water terrrible.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Diplopantics
Pretentious, inane and so bad that it makes Florence Foster Jenkins seem super-talented. That's Diplopantics, writes an appalled MATT KELLY.
