1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Elvis’ Greatest Shit
MATT KELLY listens to a collection of Elvis Presley's worst songs and ends up finding it quite endearing, in a naff kind of way.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Shihad’s Beautiful Machine
MATT KELLY finally finds a Kiwi group to name and shame, and he reckons that this is easily the Wellington band's worst record.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Joel’s Super Ghostbusters
Reviewing an album that makes him despair for humanity MATT KELLY has a fleeting affair with Joel.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Onision’s I Am Trash
Shock and horror! Onision keeps his trap shut and almost makes a good album, writes a visually shocked MATT KELLY.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Black Lace’s The Blue Album
MATT KELLY has finally met his match in an album that he declares to be the worst he's ever heard... ever!
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Black Lace’s Greatest Ever Party Album
MATT KELLY is rattled by an album that demands you not think, that you just shuffle mindlessly onto the dance floor at your cousin’s
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Uriah Heep’s Equator
MATT KELLY points his shit-o-meter at an album that's bad to the bone, and 'dem bones are wracked with early-onset osteoporosis.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Uriah Heep’s Conquest
Conquest was a Heep album in name only writes MATT KELLY, who can't find a nice thing to say about their turn-of-the-decade excrescence.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Pat Boone’s In A Metal Mood
In a rare move, MATT KELLY actually recommends smooth crooner Pat Boone's bizarre heavy metal monstrosity.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Stevie Wonder’s Characters
MATT KELLY on an album that offered up Stevie Wonder as a spent force whose dull songs sounded like offcuts and just went on
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Killing Joke’s Brighter Than A Thousand Suns
Killing Joke's striking early albums really meant something but this mid-'80s album is a synthpop washout, writes MATT KELLY.
Are these the two worst records ever made?
MATT KELLY thinks he might have found the very worst two records of all time, even though he's only setting out on his mammoth
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – A gruesome Jethro Tull twosome!
MATT KELLY finds it necessary and the right thing to do to dump on not one, but TWO albums by classic rockers Jethro Tull.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Diana, The Musical
With its hilariously off-colour and risible lyrics and crappy music backing, Diana The Musical easily makes MATT KELLY's infamous list.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Marilyn Manson’s Mechanical Animals
Even at his very best Marilyn Manson sucks the biscuit as far as MATT KELLY is concerned. Read on to find out why.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Walker Hayes’ Country Stuff
MATT KELLY puts a very sharp knife into a fat platter with thin ideas that may actually be the worst album of our year
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Mick Jagger’s She’s The Boss
MATT KELLY marvels at a shockingly bad album wherein Jagger uses 31 great session musicians for seemingly no reason whatsoever.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Doors’ Full Circle
MATT KELLY casts his withering gaze at the second and final post-Jim Morrison album and isn't in the least bit impressed.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – William Hung x 3
MATT KELLY traces the mercifully brief career over just three abysmal albums of former American Idol star William Hung.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Mrs Miller’s Greatest Hits
MATT KELLY finds himself actually enjoying this awful album, and siding with the masses who put it on the charts in the '60s.
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