1001 albums you must die before you hear: The Clash crap out
MATT KELLY attends the bloody crash scene at the messy end of a great band's superfine career. It's a crime.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Pornhub’s lamentable long play
MATT KELLY actually listens to the Pornhub XXXmas Album all the way through and instantly regrets it with all his heart.
It’s a single so bad that it destroyed a career
Sometimes just one song can ruin an album and send a career spinning off into obscurity. MATT KELLY has got this to say...
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – William Shatner
MATT KELLY for once is completely taken with an album from the original Star Trek actor that's at least as great as it is
Rucka Rucka’s Very Rucka Christmas – one of the very worst records ever!
Sometimes MATT KELLY enjoys listening to 'bad' records but Rucka Rucka Ali's album is beyond that, way beyond. Just don't go there.
The night Chicago died: a terrible twosome!
MATT KELLY endured two of the worst Chicago albums just so you would never have to. Below, he details the abject horror.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Bart Baker’s Greatest Hits
Even MATT KELLY has his limits, and he's reached them with this abominable musical "satire" which redefines tastelessness.
Muhammad Ali’s tooth decay album is one you should die before you hear
MATT KELLY reviews a masterpiece in unintentional surrealism - Muhammad Ali's long-playing bout with Bertie Germ!
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #60: the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical no one needs or wants
MATT KELLY is something of an Andrew Lloyd Webber fan but even the hardiest enthusiasts boycotted this horrendous Phantom Of The Opera sequel.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Finnish metal shredder goes way offbeam!
MATT KELLY discovers that power metal shredder Timo Tolkki went way off-beam with his swiftly-buried solo debut.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Billy Joel’s baby steps
Before he was a better-than-average singer-songwriter, Billy Joel tried his hand at hard rock. Oh dear! MATT KELLY on Attilla.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #59 will have you in stitches
MATT KELLY digs out an album that will have you rolling on the floor in the pain of uncontrollable laughter. Or not.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Cats
MATT KELLY eviscerates the innards and pukes up the entrails of the mewling disaster that was the 2019 take on Cats.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Teenage Mutant Turtles
MATT KELLY disrobes and dissects one of the most risible musical spinoffs in TV history. You have been warned.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #54: Sonic In Sydney
MATT KELLY knows a turkey when he hears one, and unsurprisingly, its perpetrators have tried to bury this shocking '90s disaster.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Having Fun With Elvis On Stage
MATT KELLY actually really likes the Elvis Presley album on which Elvis Presley doesn't, uh... sing.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Pete Townshend’s The Iron Man
MATT KELLY is aghast at how a genius rocker like Pete Townshend could make such a complete turd. But he did.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Daft Side Of The Moon
The Who drummer Moon's solo album should have been a good chance to bang his drums, writes MATT KELLY. Instead, it's a drunken shambles.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Doug Walker
Walker's pathetic demolition of Pink Floyd's The Wall is on many "worst album" lists, but MATT KELLY thinks otherwise.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Lil’ Dicky’s post-coital brain-farts
Comedy rapper Lil' Dicky's limp jokes make for an album that's not just awful. Worst still, it's forgettable writes MATT KELLY.
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