1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Ladbaby’s sausage roll record
MATT KELLY reproduces a letter reprimanding in no certain terms Ladbaby for the unforgivable indiscretion of his sausage roll song.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Fallout Boy’s Mania
MATT KELLY once had a bit of a thing for Fallout Boy, but no more, savaging their Mania album for being the dog it
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Patrick Stump’s Soul Punk
Fallout Boys' stuff was okay but MATT KELLY is utterly stumped at how totally and irredeemably naff that group's Pat Stump's solo is.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Cheeky Girls’ two album abominations
MATT KELLY gives two appalling albums for the price of one with his examination of this Romanian abomination from hell.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Soldier, Komar & Melamid
MATT KELLY is aghast and amazed at one of the amazing and annoying records in the history of recorded music.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Ladbaby’s sausage roll song
Proceeds from this abomination went to a foodbank but, writes MATT KELLY, after hearing it the needy eaters would have barfed it back up.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Morbid Angel’s remix disc
MATT KELLY doffs his hat to a record he describes as "a monumental tower of shit" and one of the funniest records ever.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Donald Fagen’s Kamakiriad
Sometimes a really brilliant concept just goes off and starts to stink. MATT KELLY on what's wrong with the Steely Dan man's second solo
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Heaven by Baby Kaely
MATT KELLY reviews a record prompted by a tragedy that was probably created with good intentions but is, in fact, abysmal.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Tougher Than Nails
MATT KELLY instantly regrets listening to an album that easily blows away previous front runners for worst album of the decade.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #82: Chevy Chase
MATT KELLY rues the day they inflicted the self-titled Chevy Chase album on the populace. It really is a shocker!
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – a really terrible rap record
MATT KELLY checks out a recent rap album and after intense and bewildering sessions, pronounces dead in the water terrrible.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Diplopantics
Pretentious, inane and so bad that it makes Florence Foster Jenkins seem super-talented. That's Diplopantics, writes an appalled MATT KELLY.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Crazy Frog
MATT KELLY progressively loses his shit as he faces up to the monumental stupidity of the three Crazy Frog albums. Number 1 in NZ,
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #76: Day Above Ground ‘s Asian Girlz
MATT KELLY reviews a song that isn't particularly bad musically, but fails the good taste test so woefully that it goes straight in the
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Avril Lavigne’s Hello Kitty
MATT KELLY doesn't mind Avril Lavigne but makes an exception for this 2013 album on which she is pointedly annoying.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear: Planet Jedward
MATT KELLY once again ventures where many fear to tread and grapples with an album that's far beyond redemption.
Jillian Hall’s combined wrestling and Xmas album: Gah!
MATT KELLY has heard it all but this insane coupling of wrestling novelty and Christmas album takes the mouldy cake.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Hulk Hogan
Witchdoctor's doyen of bad taste MATT KELLY wrestles with one of the very best of the worst and actually likes this really terrible album.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Belle And Sebastian
Well, it's not an album, it's a song, but what a stinker! MATT KELLY is appalled the latest Belle And Sebastian single.
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