1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Walker Hayes’ Country Stuff
MATT KELLY puts a very sharp knife into a fat platter with thin ideas that may actually be the worst album of our year
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Mick Jagger’s She’s The Boss
MATT KELLY marvels at a shockingly bad album wherein Jagger uses 31 great session musicians for seemingly no reason whatsoever.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Doors’ Full Circle
MATT KELLY casts his withering gaze at the second and final post-Jim Morrison album and isn't in the least bit impressed.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – William Hung x 3
MATT KELLY traces the mercifully brief career over just three abysmal albums of former American Idol star William Hung.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Mrs Miller’s Greatest Hits
MATT KELLY finds himself actually enjoying this awful album, and siding with the masses who put it on the charts in the '60s.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Grand Funk Railroad’s All The Girls In The World Beware
Do you want to hear the singer boast about the dark brown stains on his underwear? MATT KELLY sure as hell does not.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – ELO Part 2’s Moment Of Truth
MATT KELLY has his sights on a record made by most of ELO (but minus Jeff Lynn) and he's in a vicious mood. What
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Robert Plant’s Shaken And Stirred
MATT KELLY saw Robert Plant as someone to trust to always do the right thing. That is, until he released this piece of unmitigated
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #18 – Echo by Gracious
Reunion albums often suck but they're rarely as godawful as this egg-on-face progressive rock travesty, writes MATT KELLY.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before Your Hear – Paul Lekakis’s Tattoo It
The 'Boom Boom Let's Go Back To My Room' guy didn't even have one entertaining album in him, MATT KELLY discovers.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #16 – Manic Street Preachers’ Resistance Is Futile
The Manic Street Preachers' depressing schtick gets well and truly tired on an album that MATT KELLY wished never existed.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #15 – Nicky Wire’s I Killed The Zeitgeist
Why did the Manic Street Preachers let Nicky Wire out to sing so horrendously on his solo disc? MATT KELLY can only sigh.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Fast Food Rockers’ diabetes-enhancer
MATT KELLY valiantly warns the unsuspecting music fan to stay away from the horrendous 2003 comeback of Stock (of Aitken Waterman).
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – The Stranglers’ 10
The last gasp of the original Stranglers lineup, 10 is an execrable, lame and indefensibly weak way to bid adieu, writes MAT KELLY.
1001 albums you must die before you hear – The Stranglers’ Feline
The bad boys of rock'n'roll complete an appallingly swift transformation into a bad pop band on Feline writes MATT KELLY.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Florence Foster Jenkins
She sang so badly that people turned up in their droves to laugh at her sad attempts to "wow" New York. MATT KELLY on
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – Pink Floyd’s The Endless River
MATT KELLY has a big soft spot for "the Floyd" but the group's studio epilogue is more like an endless death rattle.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – #9: Paul Simon – Graceland (The Remixes) (2018)
Read on as Paul Simon allows his classic album to be totally fucked over by a bunch of EDM savages. MATT KELLY is not
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear – #8: Charles Bronson – Youth Attack
Fancy hearing an album that contains no less than 20 songs in 12 minutes? MATT KELLY implores you not to do so.
1001 Albums You Must Die Before You Hear #7- The Shaggs’ Philosophy Of The World
Is it possible that MATT KELLY actually has a soft spot for an album that graces many a "world-ever" list? Read on!
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