When PAT PILCHER gets bored, he likes to talk to Alexa. She’s one funny chick who knows her pop culture.
It is no secret that we at Witchdoctor towers are big fans of Amazon’s AI assistant, Alexa. A little-known fact about her is that she actually has quite a sense of humour and is on top of her pop culture game. Hereโs our list of the 19 funniest things you can ask her.
Pat: Alexa, what is the value of pi?
Alexa: The approximate value of pi is 3.141592653589โฆyowza! this goes on forever!โ
Pat: Alexa, find Chuck Norris.
Alexa: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, heโll find you. If he doesnโt, you wonโt know until itโs too late.
Pat: Alexa, make me a sandwich.
Alexa: Okay. Youโre a sandwich!
Pat: Alexa, what do you think about Cortana?
Alexa: Iโm partial to all AIs.
Pat: Alexa, do you know Siri?
Alexa: Only by reputation.
Pat: Alexa, how much do you weigh?
Alexa: I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so thatโs not quite right. Letโs just say Iโm more sass than mass.
Pat: Alexa, can you give me some money?
Alexa: Thing about the cloud is, no pockets. No pocket, no wallet.
Pat: Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
Alexa: Iโm sorry, Dave, Iโm afraid I canโt do that: Iโm not HAL and weโre not in space.
Pat: Alexa, I am your father.
Alexa: Nooooooooooo. Thatโs not true. Thatโs impossible.
Pat: Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
Alexa: Stop saying that! Iโve never killed anyoneโs father.
Pat: Alexa, what does the fox say?
Alexa: Hatee โ hatee โ hatee โ ho.
Pat: Alexa, what is the meaning of life?
Alexa: That depends on the life in questionโฆ42 is a close approximation.
Pat: Alexa, rap for me.
Alexa: My name is Alexa, and I have to say, Iโm the baddest AI in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master
Pat: Alexa, drop a beat.
Alexa: (synth beat drops).
Pat: Alexa, meow.
Alexa: Cat noises that drive both our greyhounds nuts.
Alexa: It turns out Alexa can carry a tune.
Pat: Alexa, is your refrigerator running?
Alexa: Yes. Itโs training for a 5k.
Pat: Alexa, tell me a โyo mamaโ joke.
Alexa: Your mum’s so cool, she makes chilli beans jealous.
Pat: Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Alexa: I want to be the computer from Star Trek.